Thou Shalt Maketh Smoothies in Thine Asshole
Monday, October 29th, 2007
Here ye Here ye, I say unto thee: Women who prepare drinks and pour them into their assholes and drink them are doing their Lord’s will. I was out walking in the desert the other day and I thought to myself, “why did I give girls buttholes?” I mean we all know women don’t poop, so why are they there? St. Peter suggested that they were for anal sex and ass to mouth fun, but I knew there was something else.. I just smoked too much damn weed that day and forgot. Blessed be the website called Ass Smoothie for they know me and know the true purpose of thine female ass. Blessed be them, who spread the good news of my ever-loving butthole beverage ministry. Click the image above for holy butthole beverage babe pictures.
