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Wow its been a whole year since I updated this site. It never quite caught on like I had hoped, but you know what, I’m fucking Jesus and I can perform miracles! If I can make anything happen, why not give this another try.. I’m just going to talk like its 2009 from now on..

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Hey Sheep, do you recall where I said homosexuality was an abomination and those who practice gay sex will go to hell? Well I probably should hath been more specific and said that only applies to men… Women are free to fornicate with each other and that is actually looked upon highly in thine eyes. Let me make this clear, Jesus LOVES hot sexy lesbians! (but not the butch looking ones, they are going to hell).

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