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Wow its been a whole year since I updated this site. It never quite caught on like I had hoped, but you know what, I’m fucking Jesus and I can perform miracles! If I can make anything happen, why not give this another try.. I’m just going to talk like its 2009 from now on..

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Bless thee ye servants. Happy Thanksgiving to our American readers. Enjoy your turkey day and don’t forget to drink a lot of beer, and smoke copious amounts of ganja.

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Commandment One: The Interview
Here we determine if the lady in question is indeed an Ass Smoothie girl. We try to poke around and find out her limits, what she likes, what might get her to prepare a drink in her rectum and drink it. If she agrees to do it, we proceed to step 2. Otherwise, they are not smoothie girls and shalt be taken away to live their lives as nomads, sucking dick for to make ends meet until the end of time!

Commandment Two: Make the Smoothie
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Commandment Three: Enjoy!
DRINK IT!

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